The plastic tubular gadget fits on the end of a vacuum pipe.
Its makers say frustrated housewives can place it above their private parts —
and orgasm in just TEN SECONDS.
The device — called Vortex Vibrations — works by concentrating the air flow
to create a rapid and gentle vibration.
Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms
lasting up to a minute a time — and it does not even touch the skin.
The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up
with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.
She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently
resonating in the air flow.
The American mum of three also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as
she tried to remove the rubber.
At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 YEARS
following her divorce. She said: “In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I
began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the
vacuum.
“So using my background in toolmaking, I began trying out different ideas
with different power sources.
“After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it
I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.
“That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring
pleasure to all women.”
So chaps, next time you come home to a smiling missus, she’s probably been
been quietly cleaning all day.
